Catch up with Lyzira :)

The one thing I really like about Lyz is that she always makes time for a lil chat.

I want to put together some event bit and peices and will be convessing the server for +10 weapons and +9/10 armours and I will see if Lyz cn get them posted again :D.




I forgot to get the rest of the conversation, but Lyz just laughed and smiled... you heard it hear first not only does Sir Lyzalot like to swing her +9 Doom blade she also has heal master....

My Money is on TaKu.... he seems like the mage (Heal Master) type. Frosty is definetly going to be the elf no doubt about that :D !!!

Justi... PK's his first bot

After my last post about Justi (Justifier)... I was told by pledge that I was lucky not to get a kick/Ban... strange then that the next person to kicked was not me :)

I was hunting seeds in new bot central.... the lawful temple in Kent (SKT4 must have had the decorators in) when I saw on global

" Could Joe please wis me "

Now normally I jump at the chance to be popular.... only to find that it was another Joe they were after and I look stupid (lol!) so I waited for a while before replying.

He asked me if a pledge member was answering in pledge chat.... and as soon as he asked that I knew what he was asking !!!

So I went invis and followed him about for a bit and he looked a lil suss. He would not talk, however I did have fun with his auto-reply.... this is what the conversation was

Joe: Hi
Bot: Sup
Joe: How is your hunt going
Bot: :)

This wreaked of auto-bot... I followed it up with some buffs

Str..... no reply
Bless weapon..... no reply
AS ..... I get a reply "ty"

What you mean my STR and BW buffs are not good enough for you Mr Bot !!!.... not only a BOT but a snob bot as well (lol!)

The final test was the human test. I would make a statment that everyone would reply tooo....
"OMG Cyclops are so damn cheap"

The reply..... Silence
The Bot...... EvilMagii
The solution..... BAN !!!!!!



Thankyou Lucky 21... good call !!!

OIN watch !!!!!!

Last week I posted about OIN being grumpy with me... I returned back from a lovely weekend with my g/f to find Oin was being nice again.... I like Oin I think he is a good player, but he was a big meany last week !!

He came over to our pledge house and said how nicely decorated it was..... he even laughed at one of my jokes !!!


I still don't know why OIN was mad at me so I have a theory.... I suspect that it was OIN's time of the month..... So I will be sure to stay away from FV beech the final week of each month incase he gets the hump again.

Be sure to look out for the following syptoms:

- Being grumpy
- Using his \accuse function more then once a minute
- Moaning about the DKS nerf
- Moaning some more about DKS nerf...


N.B our house looks really cool !!

Beginers luck !!! damn noob !!

"If I get anymore luck I will be New York Mayor"



I was pottering around and saw in global that 037 had made a +5 demon axe... after the normal round of "LIES!!" he had actually made a +5 weapon.

Shortly after I told him it was useless due to loss of shield and damn aweful swing speed on 2-handed weapons.

After that he said that he was going to try for +7 o.o..... it did not quite work out but we do have Ken servers first +6 Demon Axe.




Congrats to Noob for making such a hot weapon !!!.... when you find out what to use it for please let me know (lol!)

Interesting times

Today was a really funny day,,, the following happened....

1. Continued my new exp serge with getting 5% a day when I am am around. New TOS is awesome, even with the bots who tele as soon as they see someone.... Still it's good enough to get passed monitor.... it's like holding your hands over you face and saying to everyone " I'm invisible, noone can see me" !!!

Monitor: " Right I will find one of these so called bots, I never seen one before. I wonder if they have yellow and orange polka dots... like the ones I see on holiday..... I wish I was on holiday.... damn I was doing something... now what was it !!!! "

**Walks past RSX bot**

RSX-Bot: "Nobody here"

**Monitor hears random tele wooshing noise**

Monitor: "that could be a bot I should go and check... that noise sounds just like the doors in star trek *does door impression, swooosh*... I like star trek. I think that captain picard is very handsom and the android guy looks so human, but everyone knows he is an android in real life !!.... Ahhhh time for lunch break, Damn still no Bots..."

**Monitor hears wooshing noise in the background**

Monitor: I love Star Trek doors, I wonder what's for lunch !!!

2. Confirmed that OIN hates me... but I am not sure why ?

I went to visit orc fort seige in COI and called me a mean name when he I have him AS and gave away my position (Hiding in the bush's).

I am sure I will find out why one day, my only guess is that he is like a woman who has the hump and I just have to cycle through all of the possible reasons until I get it right *sigh* !!!

I am just waiting for him to say " you should know what you have done wrong" or " I should not have to tell you"

Price check: Astrologers Crystal Ball

3. After a great DI hunt with Synyster I wen to talk to Alfonso the bum... who gave me some good news... I finally got level 1 karma !!!





A huge thankyou to SK8 who walked me to the place I need to get my earing.

As I thanked SK8 for taking time out to help me he mentioned it was no problem as he was hunting with Gen on 51f.... it is creepy that he had been having a conversation with me like normal and all this time he was hunting on another char on 51f.... I die on that floor concentrating on 1 screen !!!

I am so Envious... CJ is there any more room in that club !!!

But genuinly, thankyou for your help and your kind words ^^

Sorry... did I interupt something o.o

This evening was really weird, 250 people on and noone about.... still had no problem cleaning up 7 pumpkins with 2 swords 1 armour 3 b-zels and2 b-dai's.... how anyone can complain about this event is beyond me.... unless of course your brought a stock load of ala's that are now worthless !!

I did come across something funny :)



Willie the proceeded to ask papi's warewolf doll to bite him in the nutts

Justi !!!!

Well you all know Justi....

- Played for years (still level 49)
- Nominated as player of the year 2007
- Very friendly and runs SR pledge
- Hates hunting without pets.... sorry just hates hunting !!!

Well..... yesterday night he was talking all sorts of filth !!! He said he was hunting.... I told him swearing like that is just not right, this is a game for children as well !!!

Then *BANG*.... thinking that Justi had somehow reached through my monitor and hit me for all the abuse he gets.... but noooo something worse

Justi said he was hunting.... without pets..... I fell of my chair and smacked my head !!! such was the shock and surprise !!

Milla likes to stalk our drops... and lets face it it is nice to know that your friends drops sucks as much as yours !!! so we form up a large party and the drops scroll down (It is very fun!!) with this in mind I was just about to swell with pride for my war torn prince who has battled back from being 49.10 to 49.22 recently.... The drops roll in

Deranged Scarcrow gave Millamare Large Pumpkin seed [1]
Lord Turkey Rex gave Synyster Pumpkin seeds [6]
Lord Turkey Rex gave you Kick in the balls [1]

The up pops justi's drops

Owlbear gave Justifier Apple [1]
Owlbear gave Justifier Egg [1]
Dwarf gave Justifier Dwarf axe [1]
Dwarf gave Justifier Metal [1]

I am so proud of my prince :D !!!