No.... I do not need to ask for directions !!!

As anyone who has gone hunting with me will tell you I have certain drawbacks...


1. I am worse the a girl.... I take sooooooo long to get ready for a hunt... like really long !!
2. I get lost take me to TOI and I garentee you we will get lost if you follow me !!!
3. Running away from bosses ... shouting help help help * see point 1 about being a girl*

The first one people have got used too. Even the pinicle of patiance that is Conal accepts it takes me 10 mins to set up...he know gives me 10 mins notice of the hunt whilst he goes to the toilet and gets something to eat.... at least when he gets back he only has 5 mins left to wait >.<. I was hunting in TOI and as per normal got lost.... very lost and somehow ended up here....

Things got worse....



A lot worse....

SR has become a very interesting place to be and when Milla gets back it will be even more fun with more take the piss out of Joe days :P

A very warm welcome to our new arivals !!!

Just when I thought things were getting quiet !!!

Hello everyone,

It has been a long time since I have posted which is not ideal I have been very busy with uni at the moment and to be honest I have no had taht much stuff to post. I will promise to update on a more regular basis from now on... I have a feeling things ar going to get a little more interesting.

Since hitting level 52 I am now involved with a lot more boss hunting and a curious addition to the pledge has got me on a steep learning curve once again.

Needless to Say I am averaging around 1-2 deaths per night though bad internet connection, boss hunting... hunting or just plain stupidity e.g

I think I tele home to regen so I alt tab out of game and go look at gamespot for some bits and bobs.... what actually happens is I go AFK at south drake spot, and die !!! (lol!)

I am really looking forward to the exp event as it will be a chance to break my 5% duck I seem to have aquired.... got to 4.9x and few times but not past 5% yet.... worse still of all the times I died non of them were on Friday the 13th >.< >

Ep U part II/III preview

Today after what we all thought was nc going on a lunch break and forgetting to switch the servers back on turned out to be a real treat... well kind of.

The good things

- Everything according to nowudie drops condensed OJ's as seen in global.... about 7 times !!! - Yes they drop pots but we already have OJ's on server !!!! small things amuse...... (lol!)

- Bears... I got some bears. Not only are they super cudley and cute but they still have the 3 cell attack range, which is very handy.




The bad things


- Oh My GOD !!! the LAG ..... where did it come from ? I was on DI after I dc the first time, but it was so so bad... even worse is when conal said

" I hope they did not trial new death system >.<" - Thankyou for that conal that makes me feel so much better !!!

- Conals Titan belt is broken from updte (he has to feel mortal for 1 hour!!).... no wonder he can carry so much !!! if carry anymore then 50 pots I have to use Str spell to regen >.<

NERF ALERT !!!!

Bear summon do not seem to be as good as current dire bears in terms of damage dealt.... "yay!!" becuase mages need more balancing....

*flashback*

NC lacky 1: We must do that update sometime soon that GM is breathing down our neck

NC Lacky 2: What a ball breaker !!

GMLyzira: I heard that !!!! Stop chatting like girls and get my update done !!!!

NC lacky 1: mutter mutter *sip cofee*

NC lacky 2: Mutter Mutter Mutter *sip coffee* *eat cookie*

1 day later....

NC lacky 1: *says to himself* Good job finally finished the update no bugs what a masterpeice....

NC Lack 2: Hey, I just seen the update....

NC Lacky1: It's great is'nt it, amazing what we can do when stop drinking cofee !!

Managment Laky: *burts in* Dude.... your update is crap... Mages have more HP and more MP, what is going on...

NC lacky 1: Well we nerfed Destroy so it as strong as e-bolt and we discuised well by giving mp discounts on spells noone uses so I think that balances things out, you know we have been pretty tough on mages afterall !!

Managment Lacky: WHAT.... WHAT did you say !!! mages are the source of all problems they are lucky they have an ac at all !!!... with the increase in HP and MP there is a serious balance issue.... mages should not be able to hunt outside of SKT....... MAKE THIS RIGHT !!! I WANT ACTION NOW.... oh and make sure you add a few bugs we need to justify our jobs !!

NC Lacky 2: But GmLyzira said that the update should be bug free and should be kinder to mages ....

Managment Lacky: I don't care what she says.... she has been listening to too much construtive feedback !!!! I GOT IT.... THE SUMMONS..... nerf them !!!.... don't forget about the bugs..... Bugs mean jobs, repaeat after me " bugs..... means..... jobs" !!

NC lacky 1: but but....

Managment Lacky:..... DO IT !!!!


Ok I have got to confess getting excited about stat re-roll now.... it is coming soon !!!

Idle gossip !!

Hi everyone,

Just a quick news round up from carebear Ken,

Lastavard pledge hunt

Firstly Welcome back milla. She has not been very well recently, however is back on the road to recovery... nothing is more soothing then playing lineage :P

Me, Syni, Milla and conal went to Lastavard trying to find our past the genrals that lie beyond... After numerous attempts to kill Laia we have decided that we do not have the right tools to beat her down so out attention has turned to the slave king !!!

He hits HARD !!!!

Our first attempt was not as good as it could have been after a bad pull.... pulling a pull with about 5 other mops is never a great idea.... somehow we got out alive ^^, not sure how but we did.

Then back in for round 2, after killing most of the spawn pockets first time round we quickly navigated back to the slave room and got a much better pull this time, however after 10mins of beating his arse he was still standing and with neither mages able to cast on him we retreated.... this time we were not so lucky and felt the full force of Slave :(

I am coinfident that after the re-roll when I roll int we will have a much stronger chance of beating him unless NC beef up the bosses again :(. For the time being we either need 2 elfs or another tank to take him down as we are just can't seem to out do his regen and beat down his 16k HP >.<

We will be back Slaven !!!!

Has he has'nt he ?

There are some rumblings going on in the Credance camp and after sk8's desire to take a break for a while... I think he summed it up well in this little caption.


I have no idea what he is up too but "he looks like one'o dem sneaky types to me" ha ha !!!

Maybe I will be lucky enough to find one of the "golden tickets" when I next buy a willy wonka bar :D.

It is good to see him back...... I wonder how long it will take cosa to sneak back into the US from mexico after her "holiday" in mexico. I hope for her swift return too !!!

Chance the fence and the mine field..... swimming is too well guarded o.o !!

Zyxial is bored !!!

It looks like after a long time Zyxial is finally quitting lineage.... He is certainly one of those marmite people i,e you either love him or hate him and I have to confess that I have had my fair share of run in's with him, however he is a lineage institution and is the highest level legit mage Ken has.

This made me laugh anyway.....

Syni hits level 50 !!!

Grats to Syni who crawled to level 50 after a serge from 60% to 100 in a few weeks :)

I had great delight in saying that 52 is the new 50 (lol!) :P... but he still hits pretty hard o.o

He is going to be mean when he hits lev 52 !!!

Well done you you deserve it :)

Coronis Quits !!!

After Milla's bout of ilness Corro has seen his life come into focus and the original Lin addict has gone on sebatical. He asured me it is temporary until the stat re-roll comes, however he is selling is sayha bow.... so I am not sure he is coming back.

Coro.... we miss you !!!

Make sure you come back soon :)

Unfortunatly this means that my blog needs to become more informative (yuk!)..... Gossiping is so much more fun !!!

Anyway I will see what I can publish about the up and coming ring enchants that are on the way... I have a feeling the ring market is in for a real shake up !!!!

Lyz Still loves Ken

I have been slow with updates as I am having so much fun with 52 at the moment, however I can always make time for our special Super GM Lyzira :)


Trying to work out a time/date I can fit in with uni to have a chat but the interview is happening soon !!!

Hitsugaya loses race to level !!! Joe Levels to 52

After a 15% headstart and swiftly closing in on the next level hitsu just did'nt log on few quite a few days giving me an opportunity to gain some ground and eventually overtake him and win.

This means that I get to title hitsu for 1 month with what ever title I want and the title I have chosen is.... well go and see for yourself :)

Once again that window I thought I would never see finally came up..... After an exausting few weeks of grinding I finally crawled to 52.





I has taken me about 4 weeks to level up which is not particually fast, however most of that was done in large chunks as I have not been able to play much. As you can guess I went for int and 20 int is a lot nice then 16 I can tell you that much.

Dire wolfs are very strong and so much better then gargs and also the DK poly is tasty... very tasty :D

Thankyou to everyone who helped me on the way especially protein who supplied me with a lot of TU scrolls to give me a little boost to get to the finish line.

Thankyou to everyone who put up with me in ToS and for the encouragement.... Dreadlord you can't be far away now.... your monitor see's more of you then your bed !!!

A lot of people help me and continue to do so and it is really appriciated, I hope I have made mersia proud.

I have no plans to see 53 anytime soon so I can just relax and enjoy some hunting with conal :)

N.B Syni is closing in on 95% GO GO GO !!!

Heine Siege

I have not been to many sieges recently, however if I see some action I will usually turn up to take a peak at what is going on. I was getting bored of hunting so I went to see what was going on in Heine.

Troje was the current owner of the castle and X11 were attacking. I was lucky enough to catch some of the action and not get attacked by X11... which I was quite thanfull for since I have not been in there good books for some time now.

Earlier in the week there was a thread started about the best PvP pledges and X11's name came up... un-surprisingly. There opening skirmishs resulted in one of the SLM elfs getting ended. and repelling some strong attacks from SLM/rings.




X11 held there own and justly proved that if pledges went 1 on 1 very few peldges would cross them on the battlefield !!! Go and take a look in the forums it is quite a clean thread... unless you have " people who do that for you" ha ha :P


SLM where amassing more and more supprt as the siege went on X11 continued to repel the attacks for a number of waves as X11 emphasised there ability to work well as a balances team they asumed defence formation in front of the bridge.



No seige is complete without a bit of trash talk. I used discretion this time since the 2 mages at the back refrained from double destroying me !!!

X11 retired after a number of waves knowing they proved then can hold there own, with no apparrent intention of wanting the castle they retreated back to hunt. SLM moved in on the tower and ensured that the castle was safe for the remainder of the siege.



I find it tough to keep up with who is on who's side nowadays with some noobclub helping X11. All I can try and do is speak to people from both sides to try and get the full story. It was a fun siege and the first I have been to in a while. I hope I will get a chance to do it again soon.

Bits from around the server

Bot Watch !!

Right best way to start.... Bot end pictures



No pain "no Gain" ha ha..... yes ok that was bad !!!

Christmas is a time for giving and being generous !!!!

Syni likes his pets !!!

I have not been visiting the poly lady as much as I should do one of these days I will get dopel poly instead of unbrella lady or lich. I went the other day and got a tiger which could cast and attack.... it was'nt the super fast one though :(.

I love the way the tigers head bobs up and down whilst it licks it's paws !!!




You can imagine what this looked like ;) !!!

(Almost) Farewell to a good friend

Earlier in the Week Kossar decided to blow all of his items in an elaborate attempt to give up the game. He said he wanted to get banned as well.... good luck with that I have no idea what you have to do to get ban round here...

Swear on global - slap on the wrist
Bot/cheat - Get a hug/pep talk from mon !!
Change you name to something rude - Get 5 mins of fame on global but still no ban >.< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">lil off about trying to quit lin...I can't fault him for his logic (below)!!! (lol)

The funniest thing is that normally when people pop all there stuff at least one of the items goes and extra +1..... no such luck, ALL WENT POP :((

Times are hard !!

I often question my princes tactics when he manages to gain a new recruit. Classics such as FeverNova and Nellawafers have left me wondering where he gets these people and what he says to them. My concern it seems is not misplaced....


Sutsuki who is one of justi's better recruits gave us this little nugget !!!!

I can just imagine the conversation...
New recruit: I want to join a pledge
Justi: I am a prince, join me
New recruit: Is your pledge good
Justi: I am a prince, join me
New recruit: What is the name of the pledge
Justi: I am a prince, join me
New recruit: Do you go on pledge hunts often
Justi: Look.... type /join it will bring up a help screen and make you level twice as fast.
New recruit: *types away*
Justi: Wohoot, welcome to the pledge. I got to go I got owl bears to kill !!! have fun
New recruit: What is the name of the pledge again ?
Justi: Must..... Killl...... Owlbear !!!

It all makes sense now..... hmm I sure hope justi does not know command /kick :\

Beware of GayPower !!

You have been warned !!!

Sk8 and Cosa have Quit !!!

It looks like the famous Duo are not no more. After a heated discussion they BOTH decided to take a break from Lineage. Either that or they have run off into the sunset together.

I will certainly miss them both they have always been really really helpful when ever I have had questions and have always made time for me :)

I wonder how long until the 2 hardcore lin players turn cold turkey ????

I hope they return back soon... I miss you both !!!